I live in New York!
I'm finally moved into my apartment in New York! It all happened yesterday, and wow, did stuff happen. The harrowing tale of my moving day begins with a two hour delay thanks to a U-Haul employee who showed up to open the store an hour late. After my brother and I (and ten other angry renters) watched him saunter casually through the parking lot doing a half-assed inventory check, he rented me my truck. Since the reverse directions from the West Roxbury U-Haul store were with my roommate, who graciously used her final hour of a rental car to drop us off, we did our best on the "Emerald Necklace," which is a series of loops and arbor ways and a dearth of street signs. In the end, we took the long way through Roxbury (and every stoplight) and ended up at my apartment around 12:30pm.
Our first parking spot was about a block and a half from the front door, so my brother, roomate, roommate's brother, and a friend and I shuttled everything down the elevator and down the street until we found a spot right in front of the apartment. By the time we finished loading, and I had cleaned my room and the bathroom for the last time, it was 4:30pm. Still, if traffic cooperated, we'd get there in four or five hours, and still be able to avail ourselves of unloading help courtesy of two of my friends in New York. Not so much.
I drove the first three hours, about an hour of which was spent crawling in traffic. It was also pissing down rain most of the time, which made driving the 17 foot truck even that much more fun. When my brother took over, we were about halfway there. He then drove about three hours, another hour of which was spent crawling. Once we got around Norwalk, we had to pull off so I could pee, as I was near death by coffee. As soon as we (finally) pulled into a Walgreen's parking lot, the heavens opened up and biblical rains began pouring down on us. When we got back in the car, and were approximately 45 minutes out of the city, things got worse. It was raining so hard that the stretch of highway we were on was flooding. Water was coursing in waterfalls down embankments and around overpasses, sending small saplings and rocks the size of my head tumbling across the road in foot-deep rapids. Luckily, we were high enough up that we could feel the water pulling at our tires, but weren't affected too much. The same couldn't be said for the lines of compact cars pulled to the side of the road with flooded engines.
By this time, it was around 10:30pm or so, and we'd been wading for about an hour. While my brother was peering through the sheets of water on the windshield, I was calling my friends to ask when it would be too late to ask for their help, since they both work early in the morning. Once we got out of the monsoon (which cleared up rather suddenly), it was determined that one friend could still help for about an hour. So we started booking it towards the Triborough Bridge. Unfortunately, our exit towards Harlem River Drive required 8'8" of clearance, which we were definitely not going to make at 11' high. So we had to stay on the Grand Central Parkway, and got ourselves lost up in Queens. We pulled off to ask for directions, and once we got them, made for the midtown tunnel (very narrow and long in our big ass truck), and finally got up to Harlem at a quarter of midnight.
My sister joined us (did I mention I'm living with my little brother and sister?) in unloading, and then a great thing happened--a man approached us off the street, and offered to help us unload our whole truck for $5. Keep in mind, this truck included all of my stuff, all of my roommate's old furniture, and some of her things, as well as some belongings of another friend of mine. The guy helped us unload everything into the foyer in less than half an hour, including helping my brother move a very heavy electronic upright keyboard up our two flights of really uneven stairs. We gave him $20 and thanked him profusely.
Then began the super fun task of relaying all of that crap up the stairs and into the apartment. We fell into a good rhythm, and switched around doing stairs and carrying into the living room, passing the PowerAde around, and we probably finished at about 2am. Clothes soaked through, exhausted, and silly from about 1.5 hours of sleep the night before, I helped my sister set up my old bed in her room, she helped me set up my new (old) bed in my room, and we all took long, cold showers. After everything was done, and I had located enough supplies to get up in the morning at 7:30am to move our truck out of an 8:30am-10:00am no parking zone, and take it back to U-Haul, I finally fell asleep around 3:30am.
9:45am: My brother knocked on my door--his alarm didn't go off, and I slept right through my phone alarm. Crap. We scrambled to get down to the truck (which I was terrified might have been towed or ticketed), and found a parking ticket for $45. Ok, so I can't afford that, but I have twenty days to pay it, and the babysitting I'm slated to do next week will at least buy me that ticket. So much for a bed frame. We went back up to the apartment, and grabbed a broom to sweep out the truck and avoid a $25 cleaning fee. While I swept, my brother scraped off the sticker they'd slapped on the windshield. As I was finishing up, he came around to tell me that he'd locked the keys in the cab of the truck. My inner monologue: don't be mad, don't be mad, don't be mad--he came to Boston to help you move, and has helped you out so much, find a zen place, don't be mad, don't be mad, you are zen. My response: (calmly) "shit."
That all happened around 10:00 this morning. It's now 3:00pm, and we're still waiting for the locksmith to come. I think my brother's now with the superintendent, trying to find a friend of his who can jimmy a lock with a coat hanger. I hope it works, because the locksmith people on the phone said that U-Haul trucks are notoriously hard to get into. I don't care how they get into it, they'd just better not hurt the damn truck because after my ticket, a tank and a half of gas, and numerous tolls, I can't afford another fee. Sigh. But I'm here, I'm zen, and I don't live in Boston anymore. Thank God.
Update: The locksmith came at 3:10pm. We took the truck back to U-Haul and there were no extra charges. I got my MetroCard. I am (at least, in terms of mass transit) a New Yorker.
Our first parking spot was about a block and a half from the front door, so my brother, roomate, roommate's brother, and a friend and I shuttled everything down the elevator and down the street until we found a spot right in front of the apartment. By the time we finished loading, and I had cleaned my room and the bathroom for the last time, it was 4:30pm. Still, if traffic cooperated, we'd get there in four or five hours, and still be able to avail ourselves of unloading help courtesy of two of my friends in New York. Not so much.
I drove the first three hours, about an hour of which was spent crawling in traffic. It was also pissing down rain most of the time, which made driving the 17 foot truck even that much more fun. When my brother took over, we were about halfway there. He then drove about three hours, another hour of which was spent crawling. Once we got around Norwalk, we had to pull off so I could pee, as I was near death by coffee. As soon as we (finally) pulled into a Walgreen's parking lot, the heavens opened up and biblical rains began pouring down on us. When we got back in the car, and were approximately 45 minutes out of the city, things got worse. It was raining so hard that the stretch of highway we were on was flooding. Water was coursing in waterfalls down embankments and around overpasses, sending small saplings and rocks the size of my head tumbling across the road in foot-deep rapids. Luckily, we were high enough up that we could feel the water pulling at our tires, but weren't affected too much. The same couldn't be said for the lines of compact cars pulled to the side of the road with flooded engines.
By this time, it was around 10:30pm or so, and we'd been wading for about an hour. While my brother was peering through the sheets of water on the windshield, I was calling my friends to ask when it would be too late to ask for their help, since they both work early in the morning. Once we got out of the monsoon (which cleared up rather suddenly), it was determined that one friend could still help for about an hour. So we started booking it towards the Triborough Bridge. Unfortunately, our exit towards Harlem River Drive required 8'8" of clearance, which we were definitely not going to make at 11' high. So we had to stay on the Grand Central Parkway, and got ourselves lost up in Queens. We pulled off to ask for directions, and once we got them, made for the midtown tunnel (very narrow and long in our big ass truck), and finally got up to Harlem at a quarter of midnight.
My sister joined us (did I mention I'm living with my little brother and sister?) in unloading, and then a great thing happened--a man approached us off the street, and offered to help us unload our whole truck for $5. Keep in mind, this truck included all of my stuff, all of my roommate's old furniture, and some of her things, as well as some belongings of another friend of mine. The guy helped us unload everything into the foyer in less than half an hour, including helping my brother move a very heavy electronic upright keyboard up our two flights of really uneven stairs. We gave him $20 and thanked him profusely.
Then began the super fun task of relaying all of that crap up the stairs and into the apartment. We fell into a good rhythm, and switched around doing stairs and carrying into the living room, passing the PowerAde around, and we probably finished at about 2am. Clothes soaked through, exhausted, and silly from about 1.5 hours of sleep the night before, I helped my sister set up my old bed in her room, she helped me set up my new (old) bed in my room, and we all took long, cold showers. After everything was done, and I had located enough supplies to get up in the morning at 7:30am to move our truck out of an 8:30am-10:00am no parking zone, and take it back to U-Haul, I finally fell asleep around 3:30am.
9:45am: My brother knocked on my door--his alarm didn't go off, and I slept right through my phone alarm. Crap. We scrambled to get down to the truck (which I was terrified might have been towed or ticketed), and found a parking ticket for $45. Ok, so I can't afford that, but I have twenty days to pay it, and the babysitting I'm slated to do next week will at least buy me that ticket. So much for a bed frame. We went back up to the apartment, and grabbed a broom to sweep out the truck and avoid a $25 cleaning fee. While I swept, my brother scraped off the sticker they'd slapped on the windshield. As I was finishing up, he came around to tell me that he'd locked the keys in the cab of the truck. My inner monologue: don't be mad, don't be mad, don't be mad--he came to Boston to help you move, and has helped you out so much, find a zen place, don't be mad, don't be mad, you are zen. My response: (calmly) "shit."
That all happened around 10:00 this morning. It's now 3:00pm, and we're still waiting for the locksmith to come. I think my brother's now with the superintendent, trying to find a friend of his who can jimmy a lock with a coat hanger. I hope it works, because the locksmith people on the phone said that U-Haul trucks are notoriously hard to get into. I don't care how they get into it, they'd just better not hurt the damn truck because after my ticket, a tank and a half of gas, and numerous tolls, I can't afford another fee. Sigh. But I'm here, I'm zen, and I don't live in Boston anymore. Thank God.
Update: The locksmith came at 3:10pm. We took the truck back to U-Haul and there were no extra charges. I got my MetroCard. I am (at least, in terms of mass transit) a New Yorker.